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Mal2008 Predictions. Sorry.
An ill wind often stays in class when it should be in the infirmary. Political correctness in classrooms has created flatutlence. A stich in thyme suggests that the government can't tell the difference between herbs & spices or when to tell Cathy Freeman that wearing a coloured condom at the 2000 Sydney Olympics is why Anthony Mundine is upset about inner Sydney tattoo artists getting it all wrong and not saying sorry to the white non-indigenous population who migrated here. Go Danny Green he will say and oust Peter Garrett from his seat of labour which belongs to a childbearing woman on maternity leave earning a pension. Sorry will define 2008. Everyone will say sorry. Cats will learn to speak and dogs will have to learn a new language to get their immigration visas approved. The climate will change in Melbourne as it always has. Peter Garrett will get on the bandwagon but refuse to sing about sixpences. John So will go offshore to learn English and return to head the AFL and force the kangaroos running up and down the dingo fence to relocate to the Gold Coast. Victoria Beckham will give birth to a Scientology soccer ball on stage and cause the Spice girls to reevaluate the value of Caesarian sections during pop concerts and whether a sponsored stitch produces a bendy scar as attractive as plastic boobs and chicken legs sponsored by KFC. Kevin Rudd's defacto will become a stripper and approve of Kim Beazley saying sorry for touching her up because he thought she was Cathy Freeman' s mother.
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HAHAHAHA! Looks like 2008 is properly going down the pooper.
Mis