A befitting title
Because I am an artist, I am above much that is beneath me, including the vulgarity of advertising. Buy New Things. It has been evident to me for quite some time now that, this world is a terrible place to live. Buy Flowers at a Florist. For what it is worth, I am well aware that I need to work on myself, as is customary. Buy a Mirror at a Glazier. I, above anyone else, know full well that nobody can hold a candle to my enlightened moral beliefs. Buy Anything Here. It’s known to too few that I am kept regular by my delicious moral fibre. Turn up to Work or You’ll be Fired. Despite my excellence, I always have some time for others with poorer vision. Get Spectacles. Look, I’m not one to ask more from others than I would of myself. Buy Stationary to Write with. My keyboard is stuck in my gullet and I am an idiot. I can honestly say that writing and advertising: opposite.












Rugby World Cup 2007
....and I, along with everybody else, know the complete Opposite is Truth.
...I think I know what this post means...but I don't know what to think....
I can only imagine how upset you must be with Google advertising on your site ...
At least you have this going for you:
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
this is a big dig at the man in the mirror...who is that bastard?!... fanks fore saying arm nought an eardiot though...from the deepest well henceforth get things...
Norm
David,
I can only imagine how upset I must be too.
No one likes eating their own moral fibre, well hardly anyone. Mine is delicious.
Go for broke.
Norm
Anon,
yep?
Norm
It is terribly sad. They won't pay me anything, but they give me free live music and let me loiter around good looking women.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Sneezing, no.