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Because I am an artist, I am above much that is beneath me, including the vulgarity of advertising. Buy New Things. It has been evident to me for quite some time now that, this world is a terrible place to live. Buy Flowers at a Florist. For what it is worth, I am well aware that I need to work on myself, as is customary. Buy a Mirror at a Glazier. I, above anyone else, know full well that nobody can hold a candle to my enlightened moral beliefs. Buy Anything Here. It’s known to too few that I am kept regular by my delicious moral fibre. Turn up to Work or You’ll be Fired. Despite my excellence, I always have some time for others with poorer vision. Get Spectacles. Look, I’m not one to ask more from others than I would of myself. Buy Stationary to Write with. My keyboard is stuck in my gullet and I am an idiot. I can honestly say that writing and advertising: opposite.




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1. April 19th 2007 @ 12:22. DuskDevi Says:

My keyboard is stuck in my gullet and I am an idiot.

....and I, along with everybody else, know the complete Opposite is Truth.




...I think I know what this post means...but I don't know what to think....
2. April 19th 2007 @ 17:58. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

I can only imagine how upset you must be with Google advertising on your site ...

At least you have this going for you:

kept regular by my delicious moral fibre

David ...
3. April 20th 2007 @ 03:31. Anonymous Says:
advertising sticks in one's craw (if one has one)....anything opposing ones intrisic beliefs has to be OPPOSITE? X
4. April 20th 2007 @ 23:37. Norm Says:
Dusk,
this is a big dig at the man in the mirror...who is that bastard?!... fanks fore saying arm nought an eardiot though...from the deepest well henceforth get things...
Norm

David,
I can only imagine how upset I must be too.
No one likes eating their own moral fibre, well hardly anyone. Mine is delicious.
Go for broke.
Norm

Anon,
yep?
Norm
5. April 22nd 2007 @ 10:33. Anonymous Says:
I've agreed to write for, and I wish I could've cried when they told me this, a 'non-profit organisation'.
It is terribly sad. They won't pay me anything, but they give me free live music and let me loiter around good looking women.
6. April 24th 2007 @ 07:22. Norm Says:
Loitering around good looking women is nothing to sneeze at.
Sneezing, no.

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