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This post is about the length of a post. The length of a post is about this long. A post should be as long as it takes to stand up. There are many out there and if you like surfing you can find those out there. If you like diving, Lezzos, then this is one place where you can. God I love beautiful lesbians. You could almost say words and reality: opposite. It’s all in motion. Words have a regular root. Lucky fuckers. He knows a bit about roots, my mate Man. I’m a regular fucking green-horn. It doesn’t depress me to see other sites getting more sights than my own. It sits well with me. I’m a very balanced individual. It’s not easy when you’re hopping crabby. God, I’d love to set myself up on top of a building and pick people off like you would. This post has no direction, it’s just as I wrote it. The world is orderly on the floor but all I can see is chaos on the faces. I’m sick of crafting cheesy dishes that have depth for card carrying cardboard eaters. Scaling a ladder with shit in my boots and a fishing knife is not for me. Give me a spectacular fall from a low rung with my neck in a belt any fucking day. Practising profundity is pushing a paddle through poo. Not really, I care as much as you do about flat banal heads cooked in their own juices. Fuck I’d like to flatten a few peanuts and spread them on bread. My supplies are low. Watch for me to fall flat very shortly. It gladdens my heart to write. Like a man with two dicks and a tent, I’m one happy fucking camper. Fuck the depths! I’m pond scum. I’m only posting this because I’m building offence. Surface and depth: opposite.



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1. February 1st 2007 @ 09:52. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

There is no way I am going 'camping' with you ... you row of tents! You're far too in-tents? ... Far too into tents? ... The tent would be fucked before you put it up ... *

David ...
2. February 1st 2007 @ 09:54. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

There is no way I am going 'camping' with you ... you row of tents! You're far too in-tents? ... Far too into tents? ... The tent would be fucked before you put it up ... *

David ...
3. February 1st 2007 @ 09:55. David Says:
I must have thought that comment was so good I posted it twice ??? ... *
4. February 1st 2007 @ 10:08. Norm Says:
So I take it David, you don't want to go camping with me? Mate, it seems like the bile in my system is rising fast. I'm usually so phlegmatic but fluctuations? what can you do?
So jolly smashing to see your smiling face and read your jolly super comments.

I think I do the same thing with emails too(doubling and tripling up) and for some strange reason they send before I've finished with them.

Peas out good mate,
Norm, the intents imbecile.
Nostrils of nylon.
The Iron Undieswearer.
5. February 1st 2007 @ 11:40. JohnDoe Says:
WOW, Im so glad i found you, your the man to ask....So how long is a piece of string anyway?

I think itis this long, But my girlfiend says it is a little shorter.
6. February 1st 2007 @ 12:21. Norm Says:
JD,
I was just thinking the same thing you know;
a post's length?
How long is a piece of strine? string, I mean.
As long as it takes.
I'm always a little short.
As per the norm, good to see you.
Norm - unidentified undies on his head.
It's my MO to wear undies just so.
7. February 2nd 2007 @ 08:15. DuskDevi Says:
Like a man with two dicks and a tent,
...pitchforking a tent?

giNORMous...be well gorgeous...

Dusk
8. February 2nd 2007 @ 13:28. Norm Says:
Dusk, did you ever hear the one about the man who had a snake in his sleeping bag and then shot off his foot? I've always got an extra foot up my sleeve, so to speak. So having an adder there would never be any subtractor???
Be aswell.
Norm.
9. February 6th 2007 @ 00:07. Adrian Says:
Plenty of profundity in this post, Norm.

But I reckon you're rarely going to see two attarctive lesbians together outside of porn.
10. February 6th 2007 @ 02:19. Norm Says:
Adrian, as the patient said to the proctologist - thanks for the heads up. Thanks for the pro profundity.

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