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A few numerals short of a Mensa invitation.

Promoting atheism is never easy. There'll always be a Christian or a Moslem or member of some religious wacko cult out there somewhere to attack you. Grapefruit for me. Followed by a big breakfast. Button mushrooms slice easily and mix well with fried tomatoes. Dunk them in a runny poached egg covered in spinach and you get a picture of etiquitte with perfect teeth. Being insane is not as easy as it looks on Law and Order. You have to prove you're insane. A simple insanity plea has to be backed up by evidence. One that sane jurors will understand as insane because they are all sane and handpicked. Not like lemons. Machine picking is the go nowadays. But go for the insanity plea and God speed. So, Sundays. Sunday mornings are the perfect time to read about serial killers and mass murderers. Two sandwiches short of a picnic is a great saying. But a few numerals short of a Mensa invitation is even better. Mushrooms and bacon? Partners for life when it comes to marriage vows. Enjoy your breakfast.



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1. December 16th 2007 @ 23:59. Norm Says:
If ever there was an organized organization that put the organ into it it would be Mensa. I applied myslelf to their calory controlled diet of understanding the rules and regs of regular society and came to the undertsanding that under "standing" I put "no". I put lying before everything.
2. December 17th 2007 @ 00:03. Mal Says:
I tried to lie straight in bed one day. I told the truth. That was the end of that.
3. December 17th 2007 @ 15:29. tlcorbin Says:
I have papers stating that I am sane Mal, and you? Raven
4. December 26th 2007 @ 02:32. Miswanderlust Says:
Mal
Sanity is so over rated :0)
Mis

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