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A fistful of fingers

If you ever want to know the difference between having a fist in your mouth and a fist up your arse look no further than being a civilized westerner. Bearded yodellers with pipe afflictions are too lazy to talk in a reasonable manner about unreasonable matters. Strapping yourself in cash and blowing up other people is synonymous with the fight against terror. Westerly winds blow up people with no care for people, individuals. To get thrown in a bucket and pissed on from a great height is best when you keep tight-lipped. Media sources are very even-handed in their reporting of major sponsors. Money talks and it says worse words than I’m going to fuck you in the ear with a wad of myself. Coming in to a bit of money is what powerful people do, right in front of you. Talk about offensive, you delicate fuckers. Offenders in offense are always on the offense. Wake up to the world. Wake up to the word. Our forebears fucked each other, silly; and don’t you forget it, stupid. The only thing stopping me from sucking my own dick is a dicky back. No mention of a short dick here. Don’t let anyone stick their fist up your clacker, tickle your tonsils and pick your nose without asking your permission. Nothing tickles a throat like a pair of fluffy dice. People say you shouldn’t talk with your mouth full; the same goes for your cocoa canal with regard to analysis. A fist in you arse and one in your throat: opposite.



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1. February 16th 2007 @ 12:09. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

I wasn't aware you were into screenwriting ... but I must say after reading this ...

I am looking forward to the Clint Eastwood sequel ...

David ...
2. February 16th 2007 @ 22:22. Norm Says:
David,

It's the new screenwriters guilded flora: blogs.

On the sequel, For a Few Dollars More, I think I might call it Anything at All.

Or is that the prekill? Not sure. Not offay. Just blank.

Be tarrific, Taxidermy Driver.

Norm.
3. February 17th 2007 @ 03:52. DuskDevi Says:
Coming in to a bit of money...

Ohh...so that's what Mick Hucknall meant...and here I thought he was simply red...faced with the effort of it all...

What?
Never mind....

Hope you are well my ParaNORMal friend...

Dusk
4. February 17th 2007 @ 05:40. Norm Says:
By gawd Dusk, simply read.

I use plastic money.
It's easier to launder.

When anyone's in need pass the hat my way.

Hope is like rope, taught?

Norm.

5. February 17th 2007 @ 05:41. Norm Says:
Be well, mate.

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