NormA NIPPLE TOOK MY EYE OUT
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Ars Poetica
women of the world, celebrate your breasts hah..
~Lily
I have black strips of gaffer tape on hand for every time I see a celebrity blog on Orble's homepage
Only trouble is ... then I get to your Blog and can't read a bloody word ...
What's that 70s song? The nips are getting bigger?
Or when you're driving and you just go ... 'Dip your lights! You've got them on high beam!'
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
they are wonderful and mysterious, truly...truly
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I used to associate big nipples with Americans because this friend of my mum's who was American had big nipples. I came to think of them as American. Then I found out that other peoples have them like that too.All part of growing up, I suppose. Time for a lie down, now.
Norm
Let freedom ring!! *giggles*
oooh... is there a draft in here?
Check the imprint (the interior indent) on the bras Wendi chucked into your fire-pit ... Wendi is America ... and get back to me in private ...
I have to know if we're getting married soon ...
David ...
Are we measuring each other up for size first? Tsk tsk. Well, I'd ask Norm about your... eh hem... indent, but you've already openly admitted to packing SOCKS.... geesh.
I'm not even going to bother asking what size shoe you wear.
Besides, it's not the size of the Ocean, Baby, it's how ya rock the boat.
Rugby World Cup 2007
Actually...by the bud.
giNORMous...draw deep...
Dusk
...it's raining bras...
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
We are talking female nipple, right?
Lilla ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
no need to burn those bras.
I can always do with the extras.
Just give me a few socks and I'm happy.
Some call me Paddy for good reason.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
just privately, they smelt like burning currants.
I'll keep you current with the currants when I'm not engaged. The one thing I have to ask myself before tying the knot is, can she cut it on the lino?
Footy's back on.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
that's such a musical comment.
It sounds great aloud.
By the bud
Footy...footy...
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think so, hang on, I'll just ask my boyfriend.
Yep... he's nodding.
Norm...
Stress Alive
Man Lessons
Mal
I would have commented earlier. But I saw the word nipple. You know what that does to me. I just hope mine recover.
Mal.
uh, I'm an American and I don't have big nipples lmfao! Loved the post btw, ya never fail to get a chuckle outta me...today I brayed like a jackass..ok, not a pretty sight I know but hey, at least I don't have big nipples right? Should be thankful for small favors! lol
Take care,
Nick
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
From the lactating mammaries of Norm's lady friends, Norm's Carrot Flavoured Milk Drink is the perfect accompaniment for all your dietary solids. If you like Nipples then you'll love this. With the nutrition of a carrot juice without the stigma, this Milk Drink is just beaut. Now absolutely Carrot-free! You'll climb over the corpses of your loved ones for just a sip.
Norm says: Thanks for your customarily quality comments Deorre, Mal and Nick.
Movies and Life
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
hotdog, that's a good comment!
Norm