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NORM'S CARROT JUICE NOW WITH EXTRA PROTEIN!


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1. April 6th 2007 @ 02:24. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

This looks like Juiice War ...

The graphics are just so damn good and so damn funny ...

(If you'd been born a hundred years ago I'm sure you would be known in death as 'the Coca Cola' artist ...

(Pehaps add Coke to your drink ...(and I hope you're using your own protein and not stealing it from someone else ...

Will anyone ever know the secret formula?

David ...
2. April 6th 2007 @ 02:35. Norm Says:
David,
of course you realise, this means juice war!
Tan lines are a little embarrassing.
Definitely not imported leather either.
As for the protein, you have to keep ahead of the market.
It's a succesful product because of the results that it achieves.
I'm only here because my father, also called Norm, made Carrot Juice too.
It's in my blood.
And some secrets are best kept by secret societies.
That could be a good book.
Da Carrot Code
Norm...
3. April 6th 2007 @ 02:54. David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

In order to improve my protein milkshake and keep up with my main competitior?

I'm going on a diet of raw cow. (of the non-human kind ... I'm a bit over that one ... [but what else can you do when you're desperate?

It's scary when you wake up in the morning, grab and bucket and stool because you think it's milking time ...and then she wakes up, and goes 'What on earth do you think you're doing ?' ...

It's either go on a raw cow diet or just lie on the packaging ... (Do you know any good tattooists?

David ...
4. April 6th 2007 @ 03:38. Norm Says:
David,
Scarier still when she wakes up eating her own rump.
Milkshakes beget milkshakes.
There's no two shakes about it.
That would have to be one skilled tattooist.
Might sort of work like a Mad magazine fold-in.
Or some kind of barcode.
Norm...
5. April 6th 2007 @ 07:36. DuskDevi Says:
Lose vanstone in van week?

Should be a mandate...


Draw deep giNORMous...

Dusk
6. April 7th 2007 @ 00:29. Norm Says:
I know where Harold Holt is.

I'd like to see Adpounds replace Adsense.

It's early, my brain function is not in mint condition.

Get in a sub, Dusk and draw...

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