NormStoned
Some cunts are more cultured than others. The washed up ones are that way because of douche-bags. Gee, spot on was the fucker who said that cultured cunts are dirty twats. Tight arses turn to jelly when things get too uncomfortable. Gone arrears are those that discharge secrets. Some squirts are claimed by beneficial baggage. Don’t ever do what I did, and mistake one for a bong-pipe. You’ll be burning the bush and smoking weeds, truly. Some dildoes have experienced more culture than me, surely. I’m Goliath all over. Stay away from my arse shepherds and I’ll consider doing the same. Ladies, you’ll turn to jelly at the sight of me standing tall. Philistines are sanitary cunts, sterile and lacking. Creativity is a dirty business, the mind collects all manner of bugs; some are healthy and the others are expelled. It’s a stream without consciousness. You’re not being showered with praise. A hot, twisted stream of acid right in your eye, stinging. After years of hitting the bottle through the mouth, I now opt for enemas. “Scotch on the rocks up the arse, please barkeep.” Shaken? I’m only shit-stirring. If you are a bit of a dirty cunt, you’ve probably got the right mix of cultures, and if you’re one of these fussy clean freaks, then you’ve been bagged. The bagged and the cultured: opposite.
Way, way, way 2 Funny.
Your way with words? (Nup, you'll only get a big head ... 2? ...
David ...
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I think i've hit the jackpot - this is the sort of post that climbs ladders. If my head does get too big, I've always got some vas. Thanks for getting it(not wankers cramp). I'm OK with words as long as they stay flat.
As soon as I have to expel them via the neck-box, I'm a goner.
My ladder has turned to stilts,
Norm.
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And they're not the only ones. Great post Norm!
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