NormAFL Chief Andrew Demetriou appoints Ben Cousins to oversee anger management course for Wayne Carey.
“Too much piss, not enough drugs,” Demetriou said at a press conference. “The King needs to chill a bit for a while until this whole incident blows over so we can install him as an AFL Hall of Fame as a Legend like we did with Gary Ablett Snr. At least the bitch didn’t die of a drug overdose like Ablett’s one-night stand,” he chuckled, referring to Carey’s gold-digging ex girlfriend, who is now on the lookout for another sucker AFL bad boy footballer. “She only got a few major scars to her face and a few bruises, and let’s face it, most AFL groupie chicks deserve it,” he added as his wife tried to interject, was punched in the mouth, and carried out on a stretcher to Prince Alfred Hospital. When quizzed on why Ben Cousins would oversee Carey’s anger management course, Demetriou said, “Placid people are not qualified to deal with anger management. To manage anger you have to be familiar with anger itself, and that’s why Ben got my nod.”
