NormDidak makes Neon Leon green
Collingwood good samaritan and loving family man, Alan Didak has mysteriously returned to earth after "two little green men" beamed him aboard their interplanetary vehicle. A traumatised Didak said that "it was a bit like a coupe" and he was clearly shaken by the dramatic incident because those UFO coupes are hard to get out of when you can't speak Martian. He has quite a trauma. But not enough to miss a game of football. Because nothing could be more important than playing football.
For their part, the little green men remain tight lipped, as always, they are born with lips that are that way and eyes that are big and googly. The Collingwood hierarchy just hope that such random and traumatic things happen to no other players who can seriously play. If it happened to a lesser light, say Leon Davis?, then the Collingwood authorities would let him have it for being out boozing at a strip joint with funny little men.
As for rectal probes, well Didak who sat uncomfortably, simply said that he wouldn't be ruling anything out in the future. And although we don't know if he's a misogynist, he did say that he was going to kick a bag on the weekend. Neon Leon is merely green with envy that the culture at Pieland is not a reflection of the broader community and that his 'type' get treated equally. But when it comes to mediterranean and indigenous members of the Australian community, I know who I'd have. Neither. Give me a good Anglo running the forward zone any day of the weekend.
Small forward and small forward: opposite.
For their part, the little green men remain tight lipped, as always, they are born with lips that are that way and eyes that are big and googly. The Collingwood hierarchy just hope that such random and traumatic things happen to no other players who can seriously play. If it happened to a lesser light, say Leon Davis?, then the Collingwood authorities would let him have it for being out boozing at a strip joint with funny little men.
As for rectal probes, well Didak who sat uncomfortably, simply said that he wouldn't be ruling anything out in the future. And although we don't know if he's a misogynist, he did say that he was going to kick a bag on the weekend. Neon Leon is merely green with envy that the culture at Pieland is not a reflection of the broader community and that his 'type' get treated equally. But when it comes to mediterranean and indigenous members of the Australian community, I know who I'd have. Neither. Give me a good Anglo running the forward zone any day of the weekend.
Small forward and small forward: opposite.
Beef? Beef is Leon-Neon green?
Didak? He probably thought he was in a Melbourne taxi.
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
laying cables is akin to panning for nuggets.
I should have known anything UFO would appeal to you.
Watch out for the shack attack.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
beef is green...around the gills?
It's a lovely shade.
A Melbourne Taxi?
What with the round trips and the probes.
Go Blues.
Norm