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A Bolt is screwed

A Bolt has a screwed column that Nuts are attached to. They are riveted to it's threads. In combination, their ability to secure things is only comparable to a steel trap. If you get stuck on an escalator with them, all you have to do is hang on to a rubbery strap and laugh at their idiocy. Supercilious suits are super-silly. There is a lot of vacuous torque that they undergo to uncover the truth, the kernel in the corn. They'd stare at the can all day waiting for it to cream itself. The sun is a bolted joint; the world needs to know that screwed columns are just that. A Bolt definitely knows all about the property class, it’s fanatical and festering. Ignorance is bliss for the ignorant, not for people having their homes made rubble, Barney. Couldn’t hit the truth with a hundred fucked checkers! "Apartheid: it’s not perfect but it was the best cistern we had." Nothing a wrench and a spanner couldn’t apply pressure to and take-off mercilessly. There is no way known a Bolt is a stud, a Nazi-boy perhaps. A Bolt goes nicely into the holes that it sees and has not the imagination to do anything but attach itself to nuts. What it needs is a good washer applied vigorously. There is nothing permanent about the constructions nuts and bolts find themselves in. A Bolt and the Nuts: attached.



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1. January 29th 2007 @ 01:09. DuskDevi Says:
A lightening bolt and nuts?
Screwed.

Hope you're well ParaNORMal.

Dusk
2. January 29th 2007 @ 01:23. Norm Says:
Dusk - I thought I thaw you thend a methage - thankth - well like us with two legs - we can walk anywhere - so good to ocularize your chloroform sniffing image.
Norm.
3. January 29th 2007 @ 04:45. DuskDevi Says:
That would be glad to jock-ular my ether spirit for the game the play in heaven...right?

4. January 29th 2007 @ 04:51. Norm Says:
That is a high price to pay.

Optomfoolery.




Anne drew a bolt.

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