NormAnd it was all yellow(a shameless plea for search engine traffic)
If you're anything like me you'll piss all over the seat and not wipe it off. Sitting in someone else's urine is particularly uncomfortable for both parties. All parties find sitting in human waste a little, how does one put it, squidgy. There is a school of thought that has it that pissing with the seat down is alright just as long as one cleans up any spills, not to say thrills (sitting in someone's thrills is very frowned upon by most parties). Not to say thrills when one is having one is akin to one doing a number two onto a number one. I, for one, am not one who subscribes to any school of thought (other than the one that holds parties with lots of drags and sacks and raw corn-roll). Raw corn-roll is what the ladies love. Schools of thought hold pissing on the seat comps at parties where the ladies hold the parties' parties (is that how one spells such a thing?). My spelling and grammar is truly forked for fork's sake. For fork's sake, I can safely say that a fork in the eye of one's party is part of a joyous life. Try pissing on the seat with a fork in your party and tell me that you can get any in the bowl (particularly difficult with a lady's currant in your gob). Gobsmacked you'll be when your lady-friend finds you with a lady's friend in your smacker. You'll pray for the day when you can even piss out of you part at all. To all parties, part with your piss carefully, particularly at parties. There's more in that sentence than meets the eye of your parties. I've played my part. More than once. Pissing on the seat and sitting in piss: opposite.
This school of thought you refer to. Has someone set up a school without teachers?
David ...
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look, if they have, someone better jump up quick and slap a label on it; before I do.
I love slapping labels on teacherless schools of thought, man.
You know I do.
Norm
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Funny!!!!!! This reminds me when I have gotten up in the middle of the night and fallen in the toilet because my man dujour has left the seat up. :0)
Mis
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until recently I never knew what the expression "Don't fall in" meant.
It's not beyond the realms of possibility that someone has been stuck too.
At least you wouldn't have to go to the toilet.
So to speak.
Norm
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What constitutes bad manners?
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My stream of consciousness has just joined in confluence with several beers..forgive my jaundiced eye.
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that's the good thing about such streams.
It takes two.
As to your question.
I think it was Zeno who said it best.
You can't sit in the same piss twice.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Zeno. How in hell did we both come up with Zeno?
What a pisser.
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I'm sure he'd agree.