NormThe Hypocrite and The Honest
The Blogging Hypocrite had an aversion to bad language, foul, uncouth profanity. She had no such aversion to bad painting, of which she was remarkably proficient and prolific. Her cold, mechanical campaign of violence against Art was well receieved; as was her crusade against PhidiasCezanne, The Honest Haranguer. The whole affair was really rather unsavoury in it's surreptitiousness. She knew this only too well as she hid behind a veneer of respectability, dignity. Nothing is more worthy of humiliation and debasement than false factitiousness. It was something she had in abundance. Little wonder that PC's retaliatory campaign was so poorly received; for the Honest Haranguer was all too human. The Hypocrite, she who abused words and images for not knowing either truly or humbly, knew nothing of humanity. Her oxygen pumping organ was as black as a dog's faeces, and twice as pungent(not poignant). The Honest's heart was more like a dried up one in its whiteness, albeit still faecal in character. The Hypocrite's fallacious fires of flippancy were, frankly, funny; she was like a foreskin pinched in a fly. 'Feeling' free to fog any relevent issue with a fallacy(not a dildo) and 'feeling' free to draw freely, it's a folly that The Hypocrite didn't afford others the same freedom with their own feelings, words. The much anticipated campaign against the misrepresentation of reality in her images, was duly received by her with a volley of blue air. The air was as blue as her hair and her volley was a trolley full of folly; her follicles were as faux as her falsity was fanatical. Hypocrisy is deeply offensive to people of sensitivity, as Honesty is admirable to those same. The Hypocrite and The Honest: opposed.
Motherhood
Good on ya, Norm!!
Loving it.
K.L.
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Footy Power
Authors against Authority, the new AA.
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Motherhood
I'm there, Norm!! I'm there!
K.L.
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
My fury is palpable.
That's two people now who have outwritten me.
Your good self and DuskDevi.
I'm not going to make one comment on the content, but I have to comment on both the craft and style:
My man. You are a wordsmith.
That I could write like that.
I am allowed to do that on Orble, aren't I? Praise someone?
My writing teacher?
Whenever he talked about great writing? And I mean great writing! His eyes would light up.
And he would say with animated enthusiasm:
I wish I had written that!
Brilliant!
David.
PS: They killed Christ. He rose from the dead.
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Arisen from apparent death....I believe. I believe!
The rage of a lamb, Norm.
Thank you kindly for the kindness.
You are more than welcome. I'm serious. I am so dead serious [in a risen-from-the-dead dead serious way].
Your command of the English language?
Sublime.
Sorry. Only Dusk is awarded the accolade Divine. [That has everything to do with her words, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that she is non-male, and has eyebrows to die for. Okay?!]. ***
As to words that are in the Dictionary but banned from websites?
I shall PM you, and we shalt indulge.
What sayest thou? (Not on here!).
David.
PS: How did you get away with writing the word: foreskin?
Tantum Ergo ...
Rugby World Cup 2007
As is the Norm....Brilliant.
You certainly have a way
to convey
the hypocrisy
of humanity
DuskDevi
PS.
David darling. Good to see you.
Can you still fu....nction?
Just curious.
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
when the dust
settles, as it must,
we'll see some rust
as their bubbles bust,
and those that cussed
are revealed as the just.
Peace in the heart,
Norm(Church of the Latter Day Homer)
I don't need my own blog to absolutely crack up laughing ...
I've got yours.
I feel ...
Liberated (in a male house-husband way) ... [that was not a sexist comment on the changing/swapping roles of men and women in today's modern society either, by the way) ...
I feel ...
James Brownish ... (that was not a racist slur on the colour of his skin either, by the way) ...
I feel like swearing ...
on the Bible ...
(that was not a statement of religious intolerance either, by the way) ...
[Neither was it a descent into the type of profanity and depravity that we no longer have to put up with from that awful blog that used to exist on Orble either, by the way] ...
I feel ...
?
I have feelings?
After everything that has been written about me?
Wow!
I wonder who is responsible for that?
Nice to see you visit E-Norm-ous's blog Dusk, by the way.
Can I fu-nction?
Excuse me E-Norm-ous, this is a private matter between Dusk and Me. It really shouldn't be put up on a public domain. I really should write to her in private. If only she'd give me here private email address I would.
Now I've forgotten what I was going to write.
Oh, Can I fu-nction?
Not in the real world. No. In my world. Yup. In Yours. Yup.
Thanks E-Norm-ous. Please don't read anything of what I've written to Dusk.
If I still had a blog, I wouldn't have had to do that, by the way ...
Your blog?
I'm glad I no longer have one.
Cheers ...
David (The Writing Dead) ...
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Paris Hilton, rumour has it, will be Orbling soon - so look out for the mystery 'disappearance' of other blogs that mention Orblers in the title.
Never mind that, our Orb spins on another axis altogether.
Triple A (Authors against Authority) rating you have, but so much more besides. Take the good with the bad, I always say; and that's far more good than bad in your case(writing case).
The norm is insane.
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...no comment from me [on the war] ... but I just wanted to say, as a coin-issuer of fine writing, how much I enjoyed this discourse of your view on Honesty and Hypocrisy. My husband and I were in stitches as I read it aloud...
You sir, are a true wit when impassioned...and as fine a writer as Orble has to offer.
Bravo!
Lilla...
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
thanks again, Norm.