NormThe pastuerization of Bacon
Francis “Crispy Ring” Bacon, 1st Viscount St. Spoonbender was the proud owner of a chemistry set and his mother had quite a set too, which she would lay out for all to see. “Ham Hands”, as they called him in the cold storage facility, was a revolutionary with knees that barely touched the ground, a head that looked like a smashed in tea-cosy and a liking for kindergartens. He was hit over the head with a mallet by the royal family and became extinct upon his death. It was Louis “The Lip” Pastuer or “Cream Pants” who was a French dwarf with the middle leg of a giant and the hands of a surgeon general. He is best remembered for getting “a bit tipsy” at the Christmas party and snogging the boss’ wife in the “broom cupboard” and demonstrating that wine goes sour after you’ve had a few and left it overnight. His experiments with the Karma Sutra confirmed germ theory of disease and he caught rabies; all in one night. He lead some to believe he was a Chemist.
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