NormBeggar's Belief (2005)
A one-man operation at the right time at the right place without political assistance and a few secrets to be revealed. Key players in the crutch theft that is a great crime and an indignity in all proportion tell a story.
Those wacky, and I mean wacky for I whacked many, crutches intervened in many altercations that I instigated and promptly got my nose out of joint. This is why odours cannot reach the smell sensors in the nostril to send odourous messages that would say change your smelly pantaloons dear boy.
One minute the crutches were nestled in my armpit and the next they were off down the street after Id levered myself outside with the arrival of the ice cream truck. The doctors had lifted them as souvenirs to be sold alongside xrays, old swabs, blood samples and so on. This was medical industry of a new kind.
“I’ll have a urine sample with a cotton swab in a glass jar” said the first man attached to the biblical chappy, pulling up the hessian sack to their armpits. This was as I lay in a puddle of water after being spun around by the nurse who relieved me of my crutches.”chicken soup for all” I bubbled from my puddle.
Those wacky, and I mean wacky for I whacked many, crutches intervened in many altercations that I instigated and promptly got my nose out of joint. This is why odours cannot reach the smell sensors in the nostril to send odourous messages that would say change your smelly pantaloons dear boy.
One minute the crutches were nestled in my armpit and the next they were off down the street after Id levered myself outside with the arrival of the ice cream truck. The doctors had lifted them as souvenirs to be sold alongside xrays, old swabs, blood samples and so on. This was medical industry of a new kind.
“I’ll have a urine sample with a cotton swab in a glass jar” said the first man attached to the biblical chappy, pulling up the hessian sack to their armpits. This was as I lay in a puddle of water after being spun around by the nurse who relieved me of my crutches.”chicken soup for all” I bubbled from my puddle.
