Richie Benaud and Shane Warne
Rich "The Man with the Iron Leg" Benaud was and is and always will be a man with an iron leg; perfect for holding doors open and keeping them open and shut. Undoubtedly one of the games finest throwers of puddings and desserts and flans and cakes, "Iron Pegs" has become the voice box of a nation of blithering idiots and brain-dead fanatics.The wearer of an assortment of fabulous multi-coloured safari suits and petticoats, "Peg Legs" is best described as "...perhaps the most fluent linguist anyone can remember with a memory like a septic tank and the manners to match." It was upon seeing the fantastic suits, that a very strange thing happened to the chain-smoking, telephone addict Shane "Ring Tickler" Warne: he was lured off the couch and into the back yard where he discovered his love for pottery and other crafts. The market stall he set up became famous for his pots and mugs and the locals knew him for all the right reasons. It is for the reasons of the work they have done that "Iron Legs" and "Ring Tickler" are Opposite.












