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Is there any cure for sterilty? I'd love to find the antidote for those who dote on downing the antie. How can you just go on with the inane dribble, drivelling on to nowhere? It's true insanity to sit on top of the ladder without chancing your arm at anything else but what got you there, and for what got you to that level, you should have your neck wrung. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you might never branch out into areas that you've never been before, and I speak of internal places (and I don't mean external penetration). I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm going to smear your pap like a cook butters a duck. I won't tell you when to duck when i'm buttering you up for an almighty roast. Potatoes will be your coffin-mates. It's startling to see so much sterilty. Clinical depression I've had to put on the back plate for my steaming. Writing without risk is like so much living in a bubble. Burst out of yourselves, try a new something, a new anything for god's sake. Your antiseptic buckets are poor in spirit and tap into absolutely nothing. Absolute nothing you could ponder in golden showers. The pap-o-meter needle is off the charts, and it's time for another doze. It's all just so much bull. Somehow, for the benefit of my manners, I'll have to put you under before I operate. I'm sent to sleep with the way you operate. Sick and sick: opposite.



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1. August 3rd 2007 @ 01:33. DuskDevi Says:
The pap-o-meter needle is off the charts,

...in fine form as always.

Be well buddy...

Dusk
2. August 3rd 2007 @ 01:46. Norm Says:
Dusk,
just having a scrape here, off the barrel bottom.
Send it in for analysis.
Get the results.
Doesn't look good.
You have 50 years to live, sir.
Oh God, no.

Keep it rolling, mate.
Norm



3. August 3rd 2007 @ 03:05. David Says:
e-NORM-ous,

I'm too emotional at the moment to write a lengthy reply.

David ...
4. August 3rd 2007 @ 22:38. Norm Says:
DVD,

my heart goes out to you at this emotional moment.

Norm
5. August 3rd 2007 @ 23:56. D. Armenta Says:
I had a pap smear once. My grandfather was standing behind my car and I accidentally backed over him.

It was horrible. To this day I still can't get that stain out.

I miss Pap a lot. Unfortunately I didn't miss him that time.

Britney Spoors
6. August 5th 2007 @ 04:06. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm
Writing without risk is like so much living in a bubble.
It is quite "Risky Business" or maybe "Risque business"
Mis
7. August 6th 2007 @ 00:59. Norm Says:
D.Arm,
shit, that is funny.
Because the same thing happened to me.
It is funny.

Corn-Fed
8. August 6th 2007 @ 01:01. Norm Says:
Mis,
where's the fun if we don't take chances?

I guess becaue so much of this net just picks up info.

And I can't take info.

Give me image...imagination...any effing day.

I'll sing in my undies with sunnies on to your comment.

Norm

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