NormGood Advice
Bloggers well know that there are certain things in life that, for a spiritual crab, are detrimental to a healthy and long existence in the physical shell. If you've ever felt that you've lost your ability to do the the things for which you have an ability then I can't relate to you at all you pathetic creatures. At all times, I have maintained my ability to construct words into the most readable and digestable calf livers that were ever served up with onions and some sort of sauce. Some sorts of sauce just lead nowhere and some sorts of sorts lead somewhere and some sorts of sauce lead the rest in readabiltity. Read ability. If I was to paint a picture for you about what readability is then I'd probably resort to the most readable and delightful strain of brussel sprouts served with cracked pepper and some sort of butter. To butter you up to vote for my post, I might pop into your little domain and just flop out my old chop in your comments section and leave you in no doubt as to my intention. My intentions are pure. Purely as an entree to the majesty that is me, I'd regale you with readable snacks from the pantry of my experience. I'd open up my stinking hinges and you'd know that I've never come unglued at the sign of an ability lost. Deference would be your leaning as I leaned into your shoulder and whispered in your ear: painting and writing: equal.
As edible as a Brooke Wolfgobbler still-life of buttered sprouts (and even more read-ible).
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I don't know about you, but my handwriting borders on the illegible.
That's useless fact for thge day #1.
The weather over here?
Battered spouts.
Spattered bouts...of rain.
Norm(waiving his scarf and beanie)
From The Home Front
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I don't know if it was the thought of brussel sprouts, or of someone whispering in my ear... but this was hot buttered and very saucy.
Keep your beanie down, it's a blizzard down there my friend sin Q'bn tell me!
Lilla
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's whittle pit cheerly overhear.
But I don't mind.
Sprouts ate good for you.
Eat them.
Norm
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
a spiritual crab, hahaha a sexually transmitted disease perhaps..
At all times, I have maintained my ability to construct words into the most readable and digestable calf livers that were ever served up with onions and some sort of sauce Hahahaha..in Texas there are calf fries (calf testes) so when I reread your post and inserted calf fries...made your pithy post even more so.
Loved it so much
Mis
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
a spiritual crab: Cancer?
My dad brought one of those calf livers home and defrosted it and now I have left.
The two are unrelated.
My fries nearly topuch my calves these days( a sign of age(not a star sign))
Norm