NormCaptains Courageous
Nathan “The Excitement Machine” Buckley is a riveting and renowned raconteur. Like a pair of acid wash jeans you’ll be riveted to the seat of your pants by his turn of phrase, light larynx and scintillating lingual lashings. Regale you with his righteousness? Routinely! Comparably, John “The Woody” Howard is a fellow free spirit and astonishing character. You’d love to be trapped in an elevator with them without a belt to hang your neck from. Crying foul while being foul, they’d never do. Thrill the people with the variety and value of their brilliance they certainly will. Neither will tug at your ham strings. Pity the poor pigs that have to praise their performances for being in their pockets. They really are a couple of characters that will have you hanging on to your seat. Mirth is the best way to describe the feeling they engender in both genders. Their choice of spouses is particularly spectacular. We all love weird dumplings in a solarium. Both are fond of a gag and liable to make you want to do the same. Suitably selfless, if you were out fishing with them you can be sure to turn around to find they haven’t taken your line. Bucks and Honest John: related.
Twice (na make that thrice ... or quadruple it (x2) some [square it] then times it by Infinity 1 ... add some ... and then a little bit more ...
So, twice upon a time ...
Twice upon your underpants ... there was a Prince ... wondering why when he went to sleep in his bed ... he'd always wake up with a pea up his arsehole every morning ... (not that he minded .... don't get me wrong here ... this is a fairty-tale after all ...
It was the green splatter in his potty-pan that disturbed him the most ...
Gang-Bangy-Green? ...
He was sitting in his green undies one night ... (wondering why all his subjects were looking at him strangely ... (until he realised he wasn't on his potty ... but on the Royal Throne ... ***
"Free peas for everyone," he shouted in his absent-minded anal-pea-retentive delirium ...
Then, he realised that he only had one pea ... (the one up his arse ...
So he called in the Royal butchers ... to cut his one pea up into rations for the plebians ...
"Free 1/13487ths of a pea for everyone?" ... Yup ...
Do you know why I'm writing this? Cos I don't. ... ***
Na, I was just reading your post ... and the insanity and absurdity of your posts .. just gets me going ... so I thought I'd write something completely nonsensical that made no sense to anyone (not even me ...
Fuck, I just achieved my life ambition ... (to write something nonsensical ..
Liberated here Norm ... (na it's nothing to do with my writing ... there's some anal stuff going down in my private life ... that has me all liberated from my own arsehole ... (well not quite .. but Norm? I'm excited ... I've never been bum-fucked before by anyone but the film industry ... literature industry and virtual www ... community ... so to be in reality bum-fucked? ...
I'm excited Norm ... and I'm talking real excitement here ... I'm just sticking different sized things up my arse in preparation ... I don't want to bleed Norm ... (well okay ... I do ... na i don't ... God I'm anally retentive ...
Anyway, I have to go now ... I'm going to an adult sex XXX shop in ADelaide to buy a male dildo ... ***
David ...
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My word you can put a few keyboard characters together into some form of coherency. It's a trait that society and myself look up to. People in command(as much as is possible) of language are lauded by lieutenants and lay alike.
Nothing goes down the terrible reverse throat like life does. Keep giving us the good oil and keep the head over the word anvil.
Norm
This reverse throat you mention? ...
Is that a penis?
I mean I know what a reverse arse is ... so I'm just surmising, proposising ... fantasising ... and surfing NET PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta go ...
D
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...otherwise I have Buckleys chance of comprehension...
Tis the Norm.
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how pithy, how delightfully droll
one has the heart and poetry
and the other has no heart or soul
tis but one reason more
why politics and sport do not mix
it oftimes confuses people
who can't see past the tricks.
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You must be excited though Norm.
I see they are planning to build a theme park at Optus Oval.
What are they gunna call it? Spoonworld?
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bucks fizz falls a bit flat but I wish I could say I know the band, maybe they have a bit of bubble.
Anonymous,
religion and politics?
Soul and sole shoulder all.
Good luck with your campaign.
Rhyming? now that's trickery!
Joe,
How about Twiggy Dunne Laser Park?
Norm
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I meant a gaseous gorge... but the peeny could be just as fitting...
Norm
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Good rhyming slang that.
Frankly, I think they'd be better off just turning it into a taxi rank since most Carlton supporters drive them.