El Greco and Dali: Cervantes and The Shaggin' Wagon
El Greco, who had a long leg along with a short leg, and Dali, who had a short leg along with a long leg, sat with Cervantes, who had a long arm along with a short arm, and The Shaggin' Wagon who had a short arm along with a long arm, in the strange and normal eating and shitting house of north-west aspect of south-east alignment. Nothing was said. It was said after that everything was said. Eyes darted. Dali and The Shaggin' Wagon went on a little trip hand in hand with vaseline in toe. So it is that the works of El Greco are opposite those of Dali and equal those of Cervantes whose works, it will be shown, will be opposite those of The Shaggin' Wagon whose works will be equal those of Dali. Dali adjusted his crotch and El Greco stretched out an arm. It’s a man’s world and the world’s a shit-hole.












