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Mind your own bum chum

I’m not one to stand on ceremony, but shit-shaggers shouldn’t share the sanctimony of matrimony with any old, or for that matter young, man and moll. Hitherto, hateful hetero homes have nurtured nubiles, whereas pansy pairs rear rectal raiders. God knows conventional married couples have held the holy union in high esteem. Shirt-lifters make me steam; they should all, every last one of them, be shovelled into furnaces to appease my railing. I do not have tickets on my self so you can’t jump on me unless I can punch a hole in yours. For a child, having two fathers is better than none, but faggots go in and out of piles with relish. Don’t make me start up on carpet chewers. Would that I could. Butch bitches bade bad begetting. Security within yourself doesn’t allow for allowing others the same. Society works wonders, it’s like a well-oiled machine. Homo’s exhaust me no end. I’d never stick a banana in mine. Keep your eyes peeled for teeth marks in your pillow. Don’t slip up or you might find yourself arse up. Pride is nothing to celebrate. Particularly when you put your post in the wrong category. For fucking shit, you get a big fat zero, you fucking shits. Pride comes before a fall, and that means going down into shame. Come back, Shame! You can't spell it without she. Even hetero haberdashers of hurtful haranguing have that. So they should, if they’ve taken umbrage with someone else’s preference. Mind your own ends you fag-bashers. Don’t carry on like it’s the best thing in the world, poo-pokers. Not that I’d ever know. Just don’t wave your naked oily arse in the air. I just don’t care. Homo and hetero: opposite.



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1. February 12th 2007 @ 04:09. DuskDevi Says:
...but in the end...they're all sexual...
2. February 12th 2007 @ 04:40. Norm Says:
Dusk....what a great comment....many reasons...

Norm.
3. February 12th 2007 @ 04:43. DuskDevi Says:
I know giNORMous.
...only you (& David) would ever get it....

.....
4. February 12th 2007 @ 04:55. Norm Says:
Dusk.....a wink....and a tip of the hat.....
there are lots of things that he(David) gets that I try and avoid. Wankers cramp is one. My undies in the post is another.

Cheers....
Norm.



5. February 12th 2007 @ 05:01. DuskDevi Says:
Wankers cramp


...I believe it's a form of diveRSIon therapy...

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