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MalReason to a T
Besides chairs with two legs, I can't stand anything. If there's one thing that falls to the floor faster than one of those it's something else. Some things are somethings I can't stand. If I was to stand something it'd be something I could tolerate standing. Reason is something that makes things stand and it's no thing at all. A tall chair with three legs is no chair at all but at least it stands a chance. Chance is another thing I can't stand because it doesn't stand to attention. You can ponder it all day and get only so far as the nose on the end of your farce. Still, a stool with four legs might stand up on your nose on only one leg. I hope so I hop so. On only one leg you can only hop so far. So far, I'm not mad enough to try. Try as you might to try, you'll flail. If there's one thing that is bound to flail it would have to be arms. Arms are very dangerous. Particularly, in the wrong hands arms are a lethal cocktail. I'll chance my arm at just about any something. Chance doesn't really stand to reason. Chance and reason: opposite. I should hope so.
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