Choose Your Own Misadventure: Cape Flats
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You’re reading some shit.
Your mum asks you for a smoke.
You remember having a smoke.
You tell your mum you have one left.
She offers you some pot.
You could smoke yourself. You could leave the flat.
If you decide to smoke, turn to page .1
If you decide to leave, turn to page .2
Page .1
You put down what you’re doing.
Your lungs fill with the shit.
Your uncle and cousin enter the flat.
Your uncle and mother smoke.
Your cousin looks to leave.
You could go with your cousin. You could stay where you are.
If you decide to stay put, turn to page .11
If you decide to go with your cousin, turn to page .12
Page .2
You leave your flat.
You meet your uncle in the corridor.
You see that he’s a plastic bag of cans in his hand.
He offers you something to drink.
You feel thirsty.
You could have a drink. You could go outside.
If you have a drink, turn to page .21
If you keep going, turn to page .22
You’re reading some shit.
Your mum asks you for a smoke.
You remember having a smoke.
You tell your mum you have one left.
She offers you some pot.
You could smoke yourself. You could leave the flat.
If you decide to smoke, turn to page .1
If you decide to leave, turn to page .2
Page .1
You put down what you’re doing.
Your lungs fill with the shit.
Your uncle and cousin enter the flat.
Your uncle and mother smoke.
Your cousin looks to leave.
You could go with your cousin. You could stay where you are.
If you decide to stay put, turn to page .11
If you decide to go with your cousin, turn to page .12
Page .2
You leave your flat.
You meet your uncle in the corridor.
You see that he’s a plastic bag of cans in his hand.
He offers you something to drink.
You feel thirsty.
You could have a drink. You could go outside.
If you have a drink, turn to page .21
If you keep going, turn to page .22












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