Teenage girls who murder are different to teenage boys who murder
Because they are female, murderous teenage girls think differently to their male counterparts. For instance, when skinning their victims alive, girls tend to use a knife from the kitchen or sewing scissors; while boys prefer hunting knives. Typically, girls perfume a skin before wearing it as a summery shawl; while boys tend to dry it out then eat it with beer as they mutilate the remains, and have intercourse with the epidermisless erotic entity; unconsenting sex with a dead, skinless minor is particularly filthy. When selecting a victim, girls tend to plump for skinny, attractive types; whereas boys really don’t care who they brutally murder before they have their way, their depraved way. Girls will almost certainly always dispose of the remaining body parts thoughtfully – a wheelie bin, for instance will suffice; but boys, having just murdered indiscriminately, try to hide the body in the bushes or in the backyard. Pollution is wrong. It's silly to suppose that a Sally would ever sully the soil with a smelly stiffy; unfortunately, boys just don’t give a shit about the sanitary disposal of a murder victim. Murderous girls and murderous boys: dissimilar.











