NormCrevantes and Vermeer, this time it's for real
Vermeer, the painter and decorator of yesteryore, had in abundance many qualities similar, if not identical, if not exactly the same as Cervantes who, coincidentally, had many of the same quailities as his counterpart, Vermeer. That every field should throw up the same regurgitated characters is vomitous and flies in the face could only be warts. That Vermeer was a right pilferer of small onions which he pickled with relish. It is in small part due to the knuckle-heads of his time that he spent so much of his time in a ditch with a fucking spoon. And didn't the wife just love it. For Cervantes, who abhored onions as he relished pickles, collecting onions was just as fruitless. His work is typified by its similarity to that of Vermeer. I'm only guessing. That we still talk about their works eons on is a lesson to those of us who look on works of recent yore as singing. If I was more than guessing I could take you point by point through the similarities in their works. We're as hazy as one another. I'm afraid of spindlers and lighting. There's something in the basic humility of their works that speaks to meanies. It says, Vermeer and Cervantes: equal.
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