NormFine Food and Fast Food
I’ve eaten fast food too quickly and I’ve eaten fine food too slowly. Fine food makes me sick to my guts when thinking how I’ve eaten so well when others are eating fast food. While some people are dining out others are scrounging for scraps. Sustaining survival systems on Sir's surplus sometimes suffices. Paying through the nose is worse than eating from it; trust me I’ve done that too. How would you like to pay exorbitantly for a plate of nostril steaks? Bladder beverages set off nasal-truffles like white wine goes with chicken. Blood is best for backdoor boogers. Sometimes there is little choice. There is a world of shit out there and you like to be waited on. I, for one, have no problem with that. Others will beg. To differ from fine food and eat fast food is somewhat looked down upon. Eating from the can can result in poor health. Tinned tummy treats take time to taste tantalizing. Eating from the bin will have you laden with illness; if you have to, you’re not travelling too well anyway. No-one will look down their nose at you as they wait for their plate of crap. Rushed diets are all that some can stomach, and gorgeous gastronomy says phallic face furnishing like perfume and fine wine say crab catching cunny. Fine food and Fast food: opposite.
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Paying through the nose is worse than eating from it; trust me I’ve done that too. How would you like to pay exorbitantly for a plate of nostril steaks ?
NOSTRIL STEAKS ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Way too funny ...
David ..
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
compliments to the cook, playing the piano forte and eating steaks and blowing his nose with a pair of green undies and laughing and moaning and ordering just desserts, tipping his hat with his undies and appreciating the sparkling whites and writes of others good eye....Normoi