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Insulated from idiots

The opposite of electricity is the opposite of electricity. Idiocy is conducted to earthed objects. I, myself, hate wearing rubbers. It's through their connection to earthly things that idiot conductors conduct idiots. If you ever find yourself in a storm of idiots, and you want to be electricity free, don't, I beg of you, go anywhere near a tall conductor. You can bet on a conductor's baton being waved over a bunch of violin players. Your rights to idiocy will not be waived; it is your right to claim to be right. Right on! The idiot conductor can orchestrate a bunch of fiddlers into all sorts of plucking activities. Plucking hell, they'll pluck in hell, fiddlers. I can't feel sorry for you for I can't hear your plight over the violins. Vile in intent are your vibrations. You have the airs of foul whores and you bow to your horse heirs. Your attraction to the earthed conductor is inexplicable as it is enlightening. The applause that I give you is far from thunderous; I pause at applause. For some other strange reason I can go out into a storm of treacherous idiots with a sheet of metal and have hits everywhere but in my sight. It's not really desirable to be struck down with a few electric sky veins. The idiots are vain in their air strikes; from their lofty fluffy whiteness they see nothing but what a bird sees. It's those on the ground that are down to earth. Some of us conduct idiots and some of us just can't because we're insulated. Conduct and insulate: opposite.

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March 15th 2007 @ 05:47

Posted By: Norm - Category: Italian Art

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1. March 15th 2007 @ 07:56. DuskDevi Says:

I'm shocked by the power you're generating... galvanised actually.

2. March 15th 2007 @ 09:56. David Says:

e-NORM-ous ...

I'll write it again.

I can rarely get past the first line of one of your posts without cracking up ...

This?:

The opposite of electricity is the opposite of electricity

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My underpants (or are they yours?) are soaked ...

David ...

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3. March 15th 2007 @ 10:36. Lilla Says:

Norm,

This one cracked me up too... it is really electrifying... My friends call me the loopin magnet.

Great rave,

Lilla ...

PS the picture is... maazing... almost feminine?

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4. March 16th 2007 @ 07:03. Norm Says:

Dusk,
it's a little like flicking a switch and there's no doubt that burning fossils is a big part of the whole thing...thanks for the comment...be well, how do you say, well?...
Norm

David,
It's all true, all that's in that line anyway. It could have gone on for the whole post but I though better of it. What's a writer without the ability to read? You tell me that...tell me that...go on...you telll me...Just pooped like my chute man...Norm

Lilla,
I knew I shouldn't have shown my crack...it's too noisy for one thing...thanks for the kind comments, always appreciated...Norm

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