NormA roll of the diet
If you’re a fat fuck, put down your patisseries, re-adjust your screen, empty your colostomy bag, tend your bed sores, wipe your arse, brush your teeth and listen up because you’re about to die laughing. Better that than a cavalcade of chicken carcasses caught in your cat-caller. Fatties have been found finishing fistfuls of feral felines five days a fortnight. For fucks sake you fat fucks, find famines feasible. Forsake feasts obese beasts. The least you can do is give up your seats. Perchance, the seat of your pants: cover the coast of France? Never mind, you’ll find my hind to be too kind. Arty farty smarties find overweight mates’ dates flat as a tack. A flatus attack from an obese crease can flatten a slattern; not a bad thing, on the whole. A fat fuck of a glut is a firetruck of a mut. Eating disorders are mystifying, magnifying. We all have problems, except for me. Fancy that, fat-facillitators. Fancy fannies in designer decorated day-spas would never judge a junk-junkie. The staples of a flabby fornicator go in the belly. Too much tele turns a relly to jelly. Hell, that's me. You don’t need to put a bell on them to hear them coming. Beauty is fat deep. It’s a grim reap. Fat fucks and the morbidly obese: equal.
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Rolling around laughing in my own excessive skin-folds over this one ...
Tried the pinch-test on myself to see if I was dreaming .... Couldn't feel a thing ... Too numbed? ...
David ...
I'm confused....... x
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Thanks for the niceties.
David,
the skin folds on my rooster send me out to feed the chooks?
Sorry, I'm not even almost close to making any sense.
Miss Nomer,
we have a jelly bean cactus, maybe i'm one of those.
Cactus.
Mr Norm the Saturday Night Noodle
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... great writing...
ain't nothing like it, when the fat lady sings...
or when the fat man laughs?
..all of him has a good time.
Lilla
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really...
thank you.....
Norm.