NormCells Sell
A cigarette is a small rolled leafy sausage for women. I’ve smoked a couple of those in my time. I could always take them right to their sweet butts. Once, by accident, I put the wrong end in my dental cavity. It tasted like crap! I inhaled two packs one night before exhaling. When you’re happy and you know it: crap your hands. Haven’t had an air-sack snuffer since several seasons. I used to go tally-ho old chap or to the tailor for a generic pair of black lung undies. Air sponges like my sole. You can’t bleach black bum barriers, boys and girls. Never have I smoked and talked; can’t tar the forest and ring the ears, together. I did at one time use a head cancer brick. Industries that sponsor major sporting events only ever do so with the best of intentions. It’s very hard to exploit the young and ignorant. When I had use of the wave emitting and receiving social head toaster, I only ever used text. Can’t stand talking. Have to sit, or preferably lie. You can be safe in the knowledge that big business would never kill you for your money. Murderous thieves always face the machinery of justice. I don’t want to be taken out lining the pockets of some well-meaning money-grubber, thanks. Cigarettes and mobile-phones: equal.
Butted out on this one, man ...
This is anal ...
Can't even get past the first line without slobbering over the end of my dildo/vibe cigar .... (the one that has been anally inserted!!! ***
Suck shit my man ...
Poo ...
Nup .. that's it for me man ... I've gone beyond pissing your pants ... I'm shitting myself laughing at this post ...
My ribs? ... fuck ... they're shaking big time here man ...
sorry ;
fuck you are a funny bastard ...
David ...
Philosophy Blog
Am I reading you all wrong? What's your process in writing them? Do you think carefully about each line? How much control do you exercise over meaning? Or do you let words flow together, and then edit in a minimal way afterwards?
Some of your posts seem to me to be veiled satires, and fairly controlled. But the majority seem to me to be largely streams of consciousness, combined with a verbal sensitivity. Guided towards a result where you declare two things like or unlike, but relatively free otherwise.
I don't want you to give your mystery away by spelling out what you're aiming for. But just thought I'd let you know what I was thinking.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
you and me can laugh under wet cement with shoes of concrete as we feed the chooks.
You're the first among equals, have plenty of ribs to spare and are a source with plenty of bight.
Peace out, you fine fiddling harpist.
Norm(the church of latter day homer).
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
OK, seriously cloudy now.
I'm subject to the same whethers that you are.
I'd like to be in control of the words but normally they just take it where they want to go. And that's good enough for me, right now. Words that I've typed are a record of my time spent in endeavour(however blase). I do arrange, subtract and add. Even multiply.
You should see the shit I haven't posted. Real crap!
Not trying to be a smarty pants, just trying to answer your questions.
Norm.
Philosophy Blog
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Ars Poetica
~Lily
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Invest all your money in a pyramid scheme, bet the house on a brown horse and then you'll give up the gaspers.
Norm.
Loved Adrian's comment and your response ...
And am so glad you toss a whole heap of the shit you write out ... Why? Me? I do the same ... (but then again ... I put a lot of it on my blog as well ... I'm supposed to be doing some serious writing ... but am I? .. Nup ... currently too addicted to dumping shit on my blog ...
and swirling around the concrete-mixer of your mind and your concrete (solid) pourings of literature (true literature) on the foundation screen ..
Your writing? I love it ... Love reading it ... Get off on it ...
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
shanks fair march mate.
You're two kind.
Norm.