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Dogs & Women? What distinction is there to the Visually-Impaired Man who wears Beer-Goggles?

Dogs and Women? How do you tell the difference if you're visually impaired? Is that a she dog or a he dog? Or should you just grope around in the dark? Because the fanny doesn't stick out like dog's balls? Inverted dogs' penises? In Dogs' Space? Can someone give me a hand? (I just Miss/Ms-Placed mine in my Guide Dog's cunt? Why do I get a mongrel every time I have see a bitch through my blurred beer-goggle vision specs? Q: Why do women who are not blind as bats wear sunglasses? A: (1): They can't look you in the eye of the penis? A: (2):Can't swallow? Their own pride? Of appearance? Vanity? Blind people? They live in the dark. Sex for a blind person? It's all about touch. Women who touch my spirit? They have inner eyes. Contact? Who needs lenses? UP Periscope! Short-sighted? Long-sighted? Or just sink the sub? Women who touch my body? I invite them back and put a bowl of water by the bed. And spank them with their white cane? Blind Love? Love at first non-sight? Love at first touch? Love at first blow? Suck? Lick? Fuck? The sound of a doggy? Woof. The sound of a woman when you go the doggy? Woof. Equals.



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1. February 4th 2007 @ 15:57. David Says:
Mal-ADROIT? ...

Nothing like a bit of clumsy bungling in life man ... A bit of groping in the dark inner recesses of Norm's underpants every now and again ...

Springsteen wrote a song about Norm's underpants ...

Dancing in the Dark(ness of Norm's bumfluff) if my memory serves me correct ...

I love your Posts ...

David ..

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