NormSelf's laughter
Why anybody would want to jump in front of a moving train is beyond me when there is a perfectly good bridge accessible, or furnishings available for defenestration. We’re all born with a bucket in varying stages of decay. If there’s a hole in it, don’t kick it. To boot voluntarily the vessel of life before our number is up is to commit lottery fraud. Topping oneself is not a personal best. Sure, some shores are clogged with weeds. A storm can clear the breakers but only once the cycles of lunacy have sucked the saline liquid from the grey rocks. Brains soaked in heart’s remorse can drown if you haven’t taught your grey one to do the doggy. Paddling up a creek with a dunny-brush cleans the river for others to swim through the clear stuff. Ending it all is only ending it for yourself. If it’s never entered your mind to take such drastic measures, unlucky for you. Hitting such lows can yield all sorts of shit. Self’s laughter at itself is a way to beat self-slaughter. It’s true what they say about death being final, there’s no bringing a life back. Where there's life there’s rope but don’t hang around waiting for your shit to come in the harbour, they treat shit shabbily. If you ever see a farm for sale, stay away from your keycard. Buying blocks of land used for farming are fucking fatal. I hate to say it, but meeting your maker is too. Death is inevitable at the best of times, but bloody miserable for the people a suicider leaves behind scratching their heads with feet soaked in tears. Feats of fatality make families frantic, fucked; feeling feeble. Tearing a loved one away is a teary day, bleary. I'll say this, those who do it show real commitment. A stew was cooked by a slow, intense heat. Fortune favours the filthy fingered fuckheads. The unfortunate have more bravery than those with brazen bravado. What some have to endure, beyond me. Commited to suicide and booting the bucket willingly: equal.
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Worse.
It's ripping up the winning ticket...
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