DuFay and Buxtehude
From the projections, it is estimated that The Nasty Pasty and the anti-Nasty Pasty(The Flying Mattress) were probably born in a year and a country. Scholars dispute both the year and the country, although now most accept it, while some play chopsticks on the piano designed for toddlers. Soon a cathedral recognized a runaway train ploughing through its doors, and settling near the parapet where the Flying Mattress and The Short Lip and the Long Nose both met, and shook hands and agreed and went about the daily and nightly task of ignoring the injustice of life and the tragedy of living only to die. Authorities undertook interrogations and made some of the finest compositions in lawns with perfect edges and gutters without leaves and paint perfectly applied to perfectly sanded walls with immaculate bristles from spotless brushes. Others claim that the births took place independently, but when The Happy Fatalist began signing his name in ink with a pen, on paper and as The Flying Mattress and vice versa the Cathedral gave a thorough training in music.











