NormA week in a vice: ENVY
If there’s one thing that I envy women for it’s childbirth. Fostering a foetus in your fanny must be fucking fantastic. Passing a semi through a straw would feel like a bit of a labour. If I see something that I like, I simply take it. The sight of a man with a wombed embryo hanging out the back of his dacks is something my neighbours get used to. You have to. I tolerate your eccentricities. I used to suck on tried and true tampons but now I eat plates of placenta. When it rains I wear a woman on my head, pulled on tight, and a pair of babies on my feet, gum boots. Teeth terrorise tinea. I have my inadequacies, if you can believe it. If you can believe that, then you might find it hard to believe that I’m only one gender. The deliverer said return to sender. I’ve made suits of all kinds of people, when it suits me. Jealousy is a cur, see? If I see you with something that threatens my sense of myself, expect me to lose it and then you will...lose it. Your uterus will be my shopping bag and your scrote my boat. It’ll be your good fortune when your severed head is stuffed in your genitals. I respect you for this. I’ll steal your body. Bring you to my level. You’ll give me all that you have. I’ll eat your pussy while my dog is in your arsehole. I’ll take what’s mine – all that’s yours. You’ll wish your came without. Within you’ll face the emptiness of your vessel. The structure of yourself will crash with the external circumstances. I’ll use your nipples as ear plugs as you scream for less. You’ll envy those who don’t have anything, yourself. I admire you for that. Envy and admiration: opposite.
David ...
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I think that I might turn this series into a self-help book....just a thought...I've never read a single crime novel...I'm seriously thinking about making a room....an octagonal shape...with seven walls of sin....these posts...in large type...have to meet my cirriculum criteria somehow...do you still have all your blogs?...
good day?...have...Norm...