What's your onion on this hot topic?
The sad fact is that arseholes are like onions - every one makes your breath stink. The other sad fact is that, unlike onions, arseholes don't have layers. They're as simple as a hole for expelling shit. Another sad fact is that facts are, sadly, sad. Fact is that sadness is a fact. Of facts and opinions, I'd take a deadly dose of ratsack. Like onions, potatoes are in potato and onion soup. If I had to choose, I'd choose. If you've ever noticed how much like an arsehole you are, then you're probably as flushed as me. Even more flushed is of course the product of everyone. The thing about being fixated is that it gives you a chance to concentrate. Pucker up your lips because you've probably got some work to do. Your interests rate with me. We all need to keep our balance. Onions, have you ever noticed, leak through your skin the day after you've eaten them? No doubt, you're full of onions. Opinions and them: equal.












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Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
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Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
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Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
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