NormFan and Can
Not under any circumstances is it viable to square off and then squat over a fully flying fan and let nature takes its course with humanure. Humanure comes in many hues from mocha to ochre. You don’t want a red hot poker in your dunny-soaker. Does this toilet look painted on? Fans make excellent odour evacuators but poor excrement eradicators. Take it from one who knows, my shit is delicious. Ochre is best appreciated on a clean palate, that’s why I drink turps. Unfortunate is the one who takes refuge from the murderous mercury with the aid of a hand-held loo. I can go potty now. Machinery that makes a lot of noise and blows a lot of air can only be described as a fan. Fanatical throne straddling despots pot balls of brown in their top pockets. It’s no wonder I felt that they stink. Fangled fans are flushed and should be; they push the sanguine past smoke and into ashes. Killing for a cause is always preferable to taking a life needlessly. Murder is consistent with our way of life. It’s never easy to unplug a fanatic; they run on power. People padded in power are plainly pathetic. It’s considered most unladylike to wipe your backside with your face. If you can, do. Standing in front of a faecal fracturing fan will render you likewise. Come to think of it, shitting on a fan is a good thing. Like cans they’re full of shit. Fanaticism is fucked. So is the penal system. Can and fan: equal.
I'd much rather look at Brooke Waldvogel's paintings than read any of your shit!
David ...
Rugby World Cup 2007
Hope you are well giNORMous...
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
can I use that to go on my CV?...a reference...that would be glowing...who says you can't polish a turd...not me...I do so why would I speak ill of it?...it's how I check to see if I look alright...in the shiny turd...
Norm...
Dusk,
that's another ripper....definitely...a ripper...whizzing about like one, Norm
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
I think there's a moral in this for all of us?
Lilla ~
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think... OK... I wrote it but I don't know what I'm on about...
...look after yourself...Norm