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Fork 'n' Spoon

There is no point asking me to be perfectly blunt. I'm as sharp as a bucketful of buckets. Twice as full of it and half as smart. Simply said, a fish out of water is a flounderer. Now, I'm not one to jump up and down with my hand up your skirt because I was raised right. Hands go best upskirt. In this trade that many of us find ourselves in, there are many tools to choose from. The hand that screws itself is always a little nuts. If I was one to go down without a fight while whistling my own braises, I'd probably proclaim myself as a righter of less than sinister proportions. Some things, this post included, have gotten right out of hand. My misses count as more than my hits. I'd never bash a girl. Unprovoked, I've been known to fly right off the shallow end. There's nothing profound about the shallows. Fortunate for me is it that I am just as blunt as a pocketful of razor blades. Happy as am I to see you, I won't be putting my hand in my pocket. A hand in the pocket is worth two in the bush. It's just a forked that sharp and blunt, in a roundabout way, at the best of times, any old day of the wank: opposite.



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1. October 1st 2007 @ 00:29. Michaelie Says:
That's forked.

Michaelie
2. October 1st 2007 @ 00:32. Norm Says:
You're a spoon out.

3. October 5th 2007 @ 02:21. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm
I love the adverts on this post....
"Socket Head Cap Screws"
and "Torque Tension Tension"

Mis
4. October 7th 2007 @ 01:26. Norm Says:
Mis,
the ads never cease to amuse me either.

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