NormTraffic Maximisation Scheme
In order to attract a larger number of readers, I have endorsed the policy devised by the Foundation for Blogworkers, and enhanced my writing skills accordingly to fall in line, to mention as many proper nouns (as improperly as possible) as I possibly can. My interest in proper nouns is, and always has been, absolutely proper. Right away, I'd like to peel of a few names so that I can attract those who can control their eye muscles to move laterally and understand linear progressions of funny little characters on a keyboard that a machine understands and converts to type. To type such nouns, I'll have to consult the Foundation to redirect me towards such examples.
Really this post has gone right off the rails. It seems that my head is elsewhere. I can't seem to focus. Anymore that I do has been tarnished before it has been done. It's all just so much lint. Right off the bat it was doomed. It should have been played through the corridor. Of uncertainty and doubt, the former is relevant here. If you can make sense of this, you're a better woman than me. Far from fine is the form. Restless and lazy is the state of mind that has prevailed. What a cocktail of chemicals (as is how I understand states). Slightly off key is the tone. Did I mention the punchline? No gags in this one. Except from me.
Proper and right off: opposite.
Proper and right off: opposite.
Toilet stall muses: I've gotta admit they're amusing, but flatulence aside... someone lied to you.
Raven
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Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
toilet stool Moses: thou shalt not leave the seat down.
Norm
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The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
It wasn't the bush that was burning.