NormThe Chicken Bone and The Snappy Granny
Giotto “The Boning Chicken” Bondone was a drunken plasterer with a trowel made from discarded underwear and undies entrusted with encrusting his groin with a whitish liquid he was adamant was plaster. Famous for having frozen his banana in an old freezer and carrying a blaring ghetto-blaster on his shoulder whilst maintaining that Art is best done so that the people(ignorant pigeons) can appreciate that the artist is only human, that is subject to a few hiccups, farts, hand-tremors, faults, slips, fish-fingers, scabs. Any art done with the fingers at hand is digital art but not in this case, his work is representative of that which Chaucer and J.S. Bach are in their fields. On a lighter note, enjoy the work of the man they called the Buttering Bean Bag and The Skipping Chippy and The Transient Truant. The opposite body of work (BOW!) of The Skimpy Chimp, Chaucer and J.S.Bach is Gauguin, Baudelaire, and Stravinsky.
Gauguin “The Granny Snatcher” was a man with a head. His head sat on his shoulders like a strange ball in a cup. His shoulders sat on his arse like a cup in a saucer and his arse sat in his chair like some arse in a chair or a horse in a trough or a fly on a crap or a word on a page. His art is just some sort of coloured squiggles on some sort of flat wall or something. If I wasn’t home, I’d say they are nothing to write home about, and with email that saying is just as just as an offshore people processing facility to keep the neighbours from getting upset. The Tranny Spatula had a pair of pants with an inflatable crotch and a drawstring that he would wedge under his chin as he hopped around Tahiti rubbing soap into his whiskers.The opposite BOW of The Straining Cranium, Baudelaire and Stravinsky is that of Giotto, Chaucer and J.S. Bach.
