Global Warming. The Real Cause.
It's all the hot-air politicians release into the atmosphere when they speak. Take a close look at John Howard's head. Have a paper bag handy at the time. The type they put in the pocket on the back of aeroplane seats. If you spew into it? Send it to Kodak for processing. I do. It's no wonder John Howard emits so much toxic gas. His head is the shape of a hot-air balloon. Don't be surprised if, after he loses the election, he floats over your place. With Jeanette in his basket. He's already invaded our houses and workplaces with his policies. And those short blasts and rushes of fiery air? The ones that make a whooshing noise? Coming from the Little Johnny Blimp? They'll be as meaningful as anything he ever spoke during his political career. Hot Air and Politicians' Words? Equals. John Howard's head and a Hot-Air Balloon? Equals.












Malarkey. n. colloq. humbug. nonsense.
From one prick to another? ...
You've nailed him again ...
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
with Jeanette in his basket..*****
Johnny doesn't really talk like he's dropped his bags...
Norm...
Mal
Your comments are like an acupuncturist's needle. Or a syphillis umbrella. They get to my insides. To heal me. Or scrape me clean.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Mal
Too true. He talks like he never had a ballbag to drop.
U-Turn & Re-Turn to where you are.
Mal.