NormPeter Garrett is under my house smoking cones
Former rock fronting man, pie chucker, speeding motormouth, cat patter, turnip taster, frog hopper, chair sitter, hat flapper, cane taster and hairless gimp, Peter "The Terrible Trousers" Garret (The Fab Hat Fastener) is under my house wolfing down 'the happy plant' as it burns to smoke. He has raided my refrigerator with the zeal of a logging camper with a chainsaw and a pair of boots made from kangaroo joeys hides and a nasty habit of keeping a journal. He has been in hiding since it was revealed that he has enjoyed partaking of copious amounts of what he has described as my one true friend. In light of these stunning revelations, his recent behaviour, which includes commenting that all cars are just medieval horses and the government is out to get him and that he can dance real good, no longer seems quite so whacky. Weed is to blame for so many of our illicit drug use problems. Whatever his issue is, Peter "The Galavanting Hobby-horse" Garrett still loves to sleep in a lot but has a certain smell about him that isn't quite as bad as body odour similar to a cat on heat trapped in a shoebox but is worse than a pair of jockeys knickerbockers after a near fall. Hardly surprising that he has been placed on the frontbench because the wind certainly is into his face especially when he's down on his knees doing what all politicians do best - convene with nature. Naturally, I'm going to alert the authorities immediately and he'll have to stop his popular blog, which is ttiled Turtles and Fairies: lost brothers in a pizza oven.
Dope and cope: opposite.
Dope and cope: opposite.
It's high time someone Garrot-ed him.
It's the usual bullshit. All these people jumping on bandwagon causes, and when no-one listens to them, they enter politics?
What a fucking joke. Why didn't Garret just stay as a pop-star to get his message across? Um, his message was, 'I really care about the indigenous community, but when it comes to making money, I don't give a shit? I'll sell out to the white-collar mining company.'
Does he realise what a fool he's making of himself in a public forum? I doubt it (until he becomes a Blogger).
David ...
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I think he's taking drugs for his schizophrenia.
Dr. Hook signed all the medical documents for him.
It's a bit funny to see him stumble through the political minefields of lying and withholding and all that other marvellous stuff.
Cheers,
Norm
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Is there anything in your comment that is wide?
Because my page has gone a bit funny.
Cheers
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Yep.
Definitely Mary.
Rugby World Cup 2007
to keep up with this most excellent post
and then...I got to the end.
Have already been reduced to mirth rubble
by you both today, elsewhere...
Norm have mercy!
Ahhh Peter...U2?...and a silverchair?
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U2 and me is not INXS.
It's just right.
No corn flakes here, thanks
Ruck and Roll.
Cheers,
Norm