NormA week in a vice: GREED
Honey, money makes a funny day sunny, and makes a cunny runny for the dunny. Beautiful women love a man’s pocket to be bursting at the seams. They’ll show a lot of nerve just to get their grubby manual manipulators on your hard earned. I’d step over my own dead body to keep my stash of cash a cache. I’d skin you alive. Dry out your hide and print my face on you before offering to reskin you with my money for your own. You’ll walk the streets tattooed in my face. Killing is a licence to print the stuff. If I thought that I could, I’d tie you down and extricate every one of your teeth, attach them to strings sell them back to you and then pull them again. Your bloody gums will be fitting counterparts to a rubbery suit of my face. You’ll pay for services with your body. I remember selling my dear old granny for spare change for the public pay phone. Saddest day of my life. The buyer sort of twitched his eyes as he hunched over the dear old thing, he said he like the withered and dry ones. I took that as a good sign. He said that I could keep her wheelchair and blanket and colostomy bag and hearing aid and garments and wig but he wanted to keep her apple catchers, something about a souvenir. Must have been a tourist. He did have something of the Japanese about him. He actually stated that he was going to turn all Japanese on her arse. Must have had an International passport. That was the last time that I saw dear old Gran with her head attached to her shoulders. I had to sell her; I wasn’t just going to give her away. Besides, with that phone call, I placed a bet on a horse that placed. Greed and charity: opposite.
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Oh the things one could do with a wheelchair, blanket, colostomy bag, hearing aid and wig...
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