NormDo you like Penis or Vagina?
The Penis is an instrument of love on the outside. There is no such thing as an internal penis. Like a love-thermometer, a penis contains a thick mercurial liquid. Mostly, it is men who play the instrument although in most cases privately. There have been recorded playings in public. One notable instance happened on the bus, and it had nothing to do with the author or the authorities. Back to the Penis(no thank you), like cricket stumps the Penis is made up of three columns. The Herald-Sun and The Age newspapers have more columns; The Australian still more. The Penis has faced many testing times but usually prevails, although victory is often hollow. Contrary to popular belief it has no Bone. So when you want to ask your teacher to suck your bone, you’ll be mistaken. She might do it anyway. She who has a Vagina. The Opposite of the Penis is not the Anus, as some people would have you believe, but The Vagina. Meaning scabby in some other tongue, The Vagina is nothing like an internal Penis. In the experience of the author, these “cunts” are found to be dry, inhospitable places to shelter from the cold. Others maintain that they are wet and wild. The Vagina is truly a mysterious thing. Referred to as the love canal, some have had more boats than others. Above all else, it is functional. They might even sell them in Hardware shops. During a pap smear one Doctor was noted as saying “This is what you like, isn’t it?!”. Truly a mystery that he went before the bar. The Vagina, dry and forbidding or wet and hospitable, is the opposite of the Penis.
