NormThe Mandible and Fishmouth
If ever a castrato had the balls of a trucking magnate it was Joseph "The Mighty Mandible" Haydn. The Mandible had two balls either side of his "nose", a common occurrence in living organisms on stilts. His stilts, short, stubby and stubbly due to excessive shaving, led the caressing digits of his lady friends to a groinal region they affectionately dubbed "Oh my god you do exist!", before setting to work. It would be hard. It would be hard to say the same for John "Bird Britches" Cage, Old Iron Bars, particularly if someone came along with a knife and gave you the oral cavity of a fish. For this reason, Bird Bum had two floppy flaps either side of his head he referred to as sound-snatchers. His ladies, females with flaps of leather, loved him like a cucumber, and often too.
