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Don't waste money on dental floss. Use pubes.

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March 13th 2007 @ 23:03

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1. March 13th 2007 @ 23:08. David Says:

Mal-OCCLUSION ... ? ...

malocclusion. n. imperfect positioning of the teeth when the jaws are closed ...

Grinding and gnashing my teeth at this Post ...

David ...

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2. March 13th 2007 @ 23:41. Norm Says:

Mouthwash?...

Mal

3. March 13th 2007 @ 23:43. Mal Says:

David.
Come again?
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

Mal

4. March 13th 2007 @ 23:45. Mal Says:

Norm.
Soap is the only mouthwash I could recommend for someone of your or David's ilk.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

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5. March 14th 2007 @ 00:17. Tracy Says:

Urghhhhh

Mal

6. March 14th 2007 @ 00:38. Mal Says:

Tracy.
If you slip the pube back-and-forth between the gap in your teeth, rather than trying to swallow it, which does tend to make anyone choke or gag on it, you wont make Urghhhhh sounds.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

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7. March 14th 2007 @ 03:12. Tracy Says:

Thanks for the advice, but rest-assured, I won't be using it.....

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8. March 14th 2007 @ 04:54. DuskDevi Says:

Yeahhhhh. Oh-kayyyy.

I don't think this is what Oral-B intended....

Mal

9. March 14th 2007 @ 06:20. Mal Says:

Tracey.
I understand. I'm not offended. I'm new to health practictioning. Just working my way around. And I have to admit, I'm floundering. I might take that tip out of my manual.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

Mal

10. March 14th 2007 @ 06:22. Mal Says:

Dusk.
It's why Dentist's can't show their faces on TV. The after-munch is not a good look. In Brazil, Dentists can appear on TV.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

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11. March 14th 2007 @ 06:23. DuskDevi Says:

........hysterical laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mal

12. March 14th 2007 @ 06:52. Mal Says:

Dusk.
You do realise that Dentist in the ad is not using a toothbrush, don't you?
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

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13. March 14th 2007 @ 06:56. DuskDevi Says:

......rolling around on the floor now.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er.....not with the 'toothbrush'...with laughter.....

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14. March 14th 2007 @ 07:24. Tracy Says:

I've definitely learnt a lot from this post......I never knew there was an offical term for wonky teeth...malocclusion. I feel validated....

Mal

15. March 14th 2007 @ 10:53. Mal Says:

Dusk.
An electric, vibrating, pulsating 'toothbrush' by any other name? Shakespeare, I think.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

Mal

16. March 14th 2007 @ 10:58. Mal Says:

Tracy.
As long as you dont felch-floss with a straw, and get Willy Wonk-er type teeth with brown-chocoate stains and white Milky-Bar-Kid stains, all is good. And don't take any of this seriously.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.

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17. March 14th 2007 @ 10:59. DuskDevi Says:

Well it wouldn't be Romeo & Gillette...that would just be too sharp....

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