NormHoly Sex.
Who copulated with who? Which daughter spawned Adam & Eve's progenity? Genealogies or analogies? Or comparisons? Myth. Fact. Fiction. Or Faction. Or sexual friction or frustration? Wasn't Cain Able to copulate with Eve? Did Adam sodomise Cain? For seed gain? Or seed release? God. Go. Go-mora-this? Flaming Cherubim! Guard the gates?! What was the name of Adam & Eve's first daughter? Why no record? Mystery or Deception? A cruel God fucking with our minds? Better to never have been born? Or just monkey and ape around in life? A&E's daughter's name? Evette? Ademette? Adam Ant-ette? "Don't tread on an ant he's done nothing to you." I'm counting the beat of the iambic Penateuch-er?" Molly Melodrama? I'm counting down the beat the meat? A Bible by any other name? All the world's God's stage? Shake your Speares? And get barred? or Bard? Let the copulating insect-uous couple onto the ark, and open the floodgates of In-SEX? In Ark (house) sex? What goes on behind closed Arks? Ants feeling their way around? Marie Ant-ionette? Corset-stripped sex?Juanita. Bonita, and show me where you nest? Show me your bird's nest?! Incestuosity? Or was Eve wearing a Freudian Slip? After slipping the leaves off? And branching out from the tree of knowledge? Good and Evil? Equals and Opposites. Always and forevermore. Until the world ceases, anyway. Innocence Lost or just discarded in a wild sexual frenzy of Paradisical Lust, rather than walk with God in the cool evening air? Listen to the serpent? Or take him in. Let him do his snake thing? Wakey, wakey! Hands off snakey? Or Leave snakey in your love hole? Original Sin? Or is Lust the most common of sins? Hardly original at all? Basic Instinct? Fuck like Ark rug-rats? Procreate and Pro-Create. Spawn generation to generation of Rat People? Fuck of the Eternity? Hardly. Blonde. A dumb fuck? Fucking dumb for fucking her? Sharon? Stone her Magdalena style. He who is without Sharon, commit and cast the first sin? Perve on her VW bonnet? Her mound? Her dry summer grassy knoll. Conspiracy theories over why the director shot her light, almost non-exitent pubic hair? Sue? She tried to. Judge knocked her back. Said, "Sharon, wear Sue-san socks on your pink bits." Tranlastion? Put panties on you slut. Stop sleeping your way to the top. It doesn't wash. Get Stoned, and let me in? Knock! Knock! Whose there? Doug. Doug? Las time you were here you said your name was Michael. Fornication/Copulation? Adam & Eve? Equals & Opposites. Man. Woman. Different Natures. Same species. Genealogies? Eve begat Cain's Love Child? The Jesus & Mary Chain. 6,000 foot Jesus? Baby Jesus Lollies? Tom Waits for no Woman? And Adam begat one of Noah's rats? Before the Flood of Lab emotions? Was the flood Eve coming or going?(down)? And Joseph Mengele begat George Orwell's Island of Dr Moreau, Eva Braun's Love-Child using cloned Hitler sperm? Who comes from who? And who do we trace our familiy trees back to? Mother Nature? Auntie Nature? Uncle Nature. Grandpa Nature? You can choose your friends but you can't choose the foliage in your back yard? Call Jim's Mowing? Friends? Relations? Equals & Opposites. Get in touch with the feminine (back)side of your relations, and rest in anal peace.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
adroit, no two shakes about this - food for thought.
It's malnutrition and it's not.
Tipping his hat.
A positive addition.
Norm (The Mighty Moderator)
I love your posts, man. (Not your tree-stump thighs ... the writing posts, okay? Don't get any ideas ... I've got enough gays after my arse as it is ... without mentioning any names ... Moderate-ly, that is ... *
Your writing Posts?
They crack me up. Up the crack? ... (oops ...
Wetting e-NORM-ous's undies over this one ...
Keep em come-
ing,
MAN ...
David ...