NormDid Christ ride a bike?
Shortpants Squarepants was even at one time the fastest cyclist in the whole of Christendom, a fact duly noted in the paper boy history books of Antiquity(Inequity), an epic feat for a man with a posterior like a pomegranate. This is now believed to be improbable when the fact that Shorty had a sack like a bag of green potatoes left in the sun to ripen is considered, which it is if the matter of delivering reading material to the doorsteps of scholars(men with dead chickens hanging out of their back pockets) arises like a circular object rotating around the globe. Circular objects arose one day in the sky of one "Briney Balls" and he commissioned the first Latin translation, and found some snacks lurking in the folds of the undies he knew as The Illiad, which he duly consumed with a relish recipe known in the days of Cicero The Monkey Buggerer; a collection of delicacies with fancy titles like Canker Cake and Super Delicious Funny Pie. He remarked “Why can’t I be famous, when will I, will I be famous?” Fame is a trap set for the vain by the conceited, for it is truly the conceited who know the value of fame.
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One with cut & shut welded chopper front forks, a 5 foot sissy bar, butterfly handle-bars & a footy card on peg attached to the spokes for an authentic motorbike sound.
I reckon JC wooda been pretty handy at monos & bunny hops too.
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