NormHow I wrote in on my hobbyhorse while putting a sausage in a watermelon
Putting a sausage in a watermelon is an experience that I can only equate to one other. We all, whether we have sausages or watermelons, know the feeling of putting something in its rightful place. Some maintain a meat-cigar is best smoked in a vegemite vacuum. It’s best to have a balanced debate on these things. Some people can have two going at once. Now modesty forbids me to go into it for any length of time. Not my modesty. Modesty of the prim and proper; the malignant kind. Now sticking one of those refrigerated monstrosities, that has been sitting under something else in the whitegooded upright chiller, in a boiling watermelon is as joyful as ephemera elicits. Conversely, rubbing a boiling hot one in a freezing cold one sends me to sleep...zzz. On the other hand, a sizzling spitting one brimming with spice, in the hand at hand, placed gently in the quivering and boiling stinking bubbling flesh of a wistfully whimsical watermelon wets the whistle like shitting in your scones is impolite. Pulling down your strides and curling one into Granma’s grand plan will get you out of the will like few things else. Jam is the preferred spread for ladies with a secret stash of doughy delights. Now sticking a meat finger trombone in a dried up powdery one...zzz. Nothing puts one faster to sleep than being bludgeoned over the melon with a blunt instrument such as a wind instrument. The instruments of the Devil! A sausage in a watermelon and bestiality with a horse: equal.
I get two sentences into your Posts ...
AND JUST LOSE IT COMPLETELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAY TOO FUNNY, MAN ...
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I'll make them shorter.
Keep it brief.
I'll rename the site Norm and his briefs with a few bits.
You hunky sausage slapper...and melon cutter....
I'm losing it.....Norm.
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A sausage in a watermelon: a saucy wet melange.
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you two remind me of school yard boys, knockin' shoulders...
...the real * girls are playin' with dragons and dreams....
L of L w/luv and sideward glance
keepin' it brief ....
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the best part...........
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sausage in squashed fig?
It's a dry one.
If there are no watermelons, yes I would.
Hey, I'm only human, barely.
Norm.
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Don't start me on my pet subject.
Hide and seek the sausage?
It's a meaty subject.
If there are no people around, yes I would.
Hey, I'm barely Norm.
Human.
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The Google Ads on this page?
Way too funny man ..
I still haven't got past your first two sentences ...
I can't even read the comments ...
Wetting my pants with my own sausage too much ...
The colour of my pants? Not nuclear orange like I had an UnSafeWay sausage in the pan either ... full of nuclear orange preservatives ...
My sausage ?
Cultured ...
I'm spitting organic yoghurt here ... ***
Back-to-Back CARLTON flags Back-tearier here ...
Weeping over your post ....
Weeping yoghurt tears ...
Gottago.
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It sure keeps the flies off the watermelon ...
David ..
I know of a great cigar lounge in Adelaide ... ***
Wanna have a fag there? ...
David ...
Sorry, man, but I can only read one line of this post at a time ...
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more earthy and rolling for the gerls..
i used to win all theTom Bowlers...
bring it... lol
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Only one?
I can go through a few in no time.
Washed down with some Big Sausage Pizza.
Tears in my eyes.
Moist.....Norm
Sorry, man, but the Google ads on this post … ???
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Sorry man, but my jaws are aching …
David …
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you had me at Marbles anyone?
Normy.
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Nup ... forget it ...
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yep...stitching me up like a dress....does that conjure any images for you?
Norm.
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meet me behind the shelter shed
for a talk about marbles..
i am one among many rolling towards the
CHAOS...
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I only play bounce the marbles on a melon husk ALONE.
Exceptions to the rule?
Balancing a sausage on marbles.
Normy
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w/ a shakira sexy swagger and swig.... lol
ps.. no more pics NORM, ok
Man, I'm still laughing ...
The title of the post? ... Where the hell did you get that from? *** As in, whose arse did you pull that out of? ... *
Way, way, way too funny ...
David ...
I'll never get past line 2 of this post ...
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I'd pay to see a marble break a sausage ceiling.
Go you Blues, burning up the tar.
Have a nice eveniiiing.
and
dAvid,
the title is a case of necro-velcro, deadly bondage?
Have a goooood 'un.
Normish
retro-NECRO? ....
A bit of a granny grave digging venture of the Ed Gein kind? ...
Way too funny ...
Yup. She reads everything ...
She's Mother Superior ... of her own un-CONVENT-ional, warped, twisted and sick bitter mind?
Protestants? Exterior Morality. Micks? We wear our hearts on our sleeves ...
Me? Setting up a designer fashion label ... bringing out multi-coloured spatter shirts with a bleeding heart and dried up withered old vag on the sleeve of the shirt ... Ken Done style ...
Might even translate it into a music album one day ... Mabye the Goodfellas will wear it? *** When they're whingeing and whineing out their violin tunes? ***
David ...
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it's canonical fodder...wetting my sleeves....
hetro-retro-velcro-necro....Norm
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Bloody hilarious.
In fact the whole post is pure gold. Gold I tell you.
KylieW
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sky-deity only knows what the equivalent in blog-ettiquette would be of that heinous act.
Don't shit on Granma's scone, OK.
Have a really nice night.
Norm
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Might get you into your Granma's will though.