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Weight on trains

What goes up must come down. Time was that gravity carried a lot of weight. Today no-one gives a flying clock about it. Contrary to some, apples fall from twigs of their own device, in line with natural laws. The letter S signifies plural and ownership. Snakes certainly climb ladders. Rank is rank. I’m the fallen apple in your eye. Sitting at the top doesn't give you more gravity. There are more ways of killing a dog than hanging it by its tail and clubbing it over the head with a spade or a shovel. We’d like to run a few experiments. We westerners deplore the inhumane treatment of non-humans in the east. You’ll be waiting a while for a unified paddock to be found. This post is without offence. There’s no romance in a giant shed of penned pulsed packages. Science makes mushrooms out of clouds. It’s a monkey-business. Time will tell you to hurry up if you want to live longer. Spectators are participants. Theories about trains are great if you can get one that runs on time. That which is indicated by clocks varies with the clicks the clocks are doing. There is a time and a place for everything, including having a bum-plug with a digital clock in it. Don’t ask me for the time unless you want to go peering up my arsehole. I'd only ever have it digital. I’m only winding you up. Time flies when I fart. Time and gravity can’t be resolved. Weight and time: opposite.



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1. February 7th 2007 @ 01:09. Adrienne Says:
"Don’t ask me for the time unless you want to go peering up my arsehole"= wow, tell it like it is
2. February 7th 2007 @ 01:40. Norm Says:
Adrienne,
it's a date! I mean, spot on. It's just nudging tooth hurty.
Wow, a new commenter.....and positive too.
Thanks....Norm.

Let nobody say that I have two hands up my bum.
I'm a digital man, all the way.

3. February 7th 2007 @ 11:02. DuskDevi Says:
The Theory of mAss tranSportation.

Very heavy.

ParaNORMal...tis the NORM...

Dusk
4. February 8th 2007 @ 00:12. Norm Says:
Dusk.....all I can do is bow down and say wow.
Norm.

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