NormHumphrey B Bear sues Victorian Supreme Court for loss of income.
Humphrey does his impression of a gay judge, and mocks the pillars of the justice system.
It's no surprise that I bring this news to Orble, having recently voted myself the best investigative journalist on the site, and put 10 of my own posts in my top 10 list of the best written Orble posts of the last 2 years. Those of you who would like to agree with me, and tell me that my judgement is spot on? Don't bother. I already know that.
As great as my investigative skills are, I cannot bring you an exclusive Humphrey statement. Because he can't speak. I have translated what he wrote in crayon, but doubt I will publish it on Orble, when a bidding war is taking place between the tabloids, magazines and TV networks.
For those of you who need your daily dose of celebrity gossip, I can let you know Humphrey wasn't happy and that he wrote his message in black crayon.
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Not as difficult as for Jim.