NormParis Hilton is under my bed smoking
Human rights activist, born-again bogan, fallen arch, infant table, and flat cheasted buxom, Paris "The Thirteenth Floor" Hilton is under my bed with a video recorder. Bed bugs the size of bricks are biting her bottom in accord with the treaty signed by delegates from the four corners of the internet, which have described Paris as very hospitable. Rich kids are doing wonderful things these days. With her head resting on a pile of pornos the height of the Leaning Tower of Eiffel, the bitch described by many as "a bit of a let down in the sack", Hilton(The Howling Rectum) is cosily snuggled in a hessian sack that once kept flour. I am kneeding dough as we speak but the government won't come to the party. Deflowering this little number is, sadly, a mission for a past time. Pastimes such as rooting and wanking are best left for other days of the week, preferably in the company of others, but giving a keynote speech at the UN is also acceptable. With her natural locks and engaging persona, that she has taken years to make as nice as a stay in a flash hotel, she is adverse to flashing anywhere but in a hotel. With a turnover of bedmates dissimilar to a hotel and more like a womens only gymnasium, the little princess doesn't have a brain the size of a pea and wouldn't even know if she was sleeping with one let alone a roast with spuds and pumpkins. Pumpkin is delicious. That is why I have decided to inundate her with frozen peas in an attempt, however vain, to flush this minty little nymph out from under my sleeping and occasional rooting implement(she is not hiding uder my reproductive instrument - a turkey baster). Did somebody say Philosophy? Of course, hotels are made with cement and are extremely prominent. The Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton: expensive and cheap: opposite.
Classic.
David ...
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When in the Paris Hilton you'd better put something on your knob.
Cheers,
Norm
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